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Sat, November 29, 2003 - 6:50 PMnot quite that exciting, but last night I went to the new NYC joint Jack Rabbit Slims it's a fun Lower East Side hangout, it's pure r'n'r and girls hanging on the two poles. Almost like being in Jersey.
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Fri, January 9, 2004 - 4:13 PMfucked a girl on the roof of a house once while at a house party....
did i mention i was rolling face?
yeah thats right- the ravertrash know how to party.
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Wed, January 21, 2004 - 5:39 PMseveral years ago... woke up on a beach in SF surrounded by other semi-concious idiots from the previous evening... eventually realized my finger hurt like a motherfucker... it was purple, crooked, and throbbing (hmmmmm...) anyway, according to a couple of individuals recollection, I had broken it in an altercation with one of my friends involving a chicken and a motorcycle helmet. WTF?! to this day, the little finger on my right hand is shaped like a hobbit dick. -
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Thu, December 23, 2004 - 11:17 PMnot the best presentation of a story, but a story non the less.
when i was like 12 i was on mushrooms with my friends (they were sober tho). I grabbed a pair of knee high boots and tied them to my penis -- using rope -- and swung the them around for a while. then we decided to go out at 1 in the morning and run down to the middle school. after they pissed in the street, had me run thru it (i was only wearing socks on my feet) and stuck my foot in a half frozen puddle of mud (the top was frozen, bottom wasnt -- like when you leave a glass of milk in the fridge), they told me it would be cool to get naked and roll around on the frozen grass. So i got naked and rolled around in the freezing (and frozen) grass for a while, while they ran away from me laughing. i got my clothes back on and then a sqaud car drove by so they bolted out of there while i skipped home laughing. a block or so later, they told me it would be cool again to make the 1 mile trip home without any socks, so i did, ran, and my feet were so cold by the time i got home they had turned into hooves.
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Thu, January 13, 2005 - 4:01 PMI remeber being back stage with Jim Morrison in 1969 at the Fillmore when he took me back stage. We got real high and then he told me the most profound thing ever, which changed my life forever. Unfortunately , I don't remeber what it was to this day. -
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Tue, January 18, 2005 - 11:27 PMOK so I'm back in the country for like, a week. My old band is playing at a bar. So I go along, get fucked up, at the end they invite me up to sing my favourite track of theirs with them. So I step up to the mike and this huge Maori girl grabs me and tells me I'm hers. I take her over the road under this huge clock tower and fuck her in the shrubbery. We go to a bar later and drink for a few hours, everyone in the bar is giving us disgusted looks, we figure it's cos we're Deathrock Scum and give it back twice as good. As we're leaving the bar I notice she has shit all over her jacket. REAL shit. I start laughing, she turns as if to say "wtf?" and suddenly starts laughing at me. The upshot is, we'd been rolling around in dogshit in these bushes fucking each other and were too wasted to notice. That's why the bar patrons were disgusted. I guess the manager was too afraid to ask us to leave. *sheesh* NO 1 IN A SERIES OF 500 SHITTY STORIES FROM VONKOBRA INC.
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 3:00 AMRan around the apartment buildings naked (because i lost my clothes) with angel wings on ... and also ended up strapped to a ceiling with a lot of people licking me everywhere... yummm -
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Wed, March 23, 2005 - 3:01 AM...and yes i did know the people...they weren't complete strangers....at least most of them weren't =) -
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Wed, March 30, 2005 - 3:43 PMI connected with a guy online(I am bi)who was into sex-n meth,had a buzz going already.went to his place and was naked in no timeflat,no need for a lot of talk!For the first time in my life,i knew sexual incoherence,he was fucking me with a fairly big one while i took big hits on the pipe,best sex i ever had!hgave pased on the technique to a few guys and gals since. -
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Wed, April 13, 2005 - 7:41 PMsnorted blow off a hot young strippers ass (see photo's) and fucked her and her younger stripper room-mate... oh yes, we were very drunk too ...while listening to free downloads of Queens of the Stoneage. Then did more blow after that. Actually this kinda S&D&R&R stuff happens all the time.
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Wed, April 13, 2005 - 8:07 PM4 friends and a stranged they met on the street came over. we down a bottle of rum and whiskey, then did endless lines of coke. went out (made one of the friend ride in the trunk, she didnt question it, just shrugged her shoulders and got in) went to this bar. every time my trunk friend got hit on she would bring the guy over and tell him he had to do us together, if he wanted any. well the 3rd guy was a real ass we got in to a fight and kicked out. I sat in the alley and did more coke. Next thing I know I am climbing up a fire escape and walk in thru someones back door and they are freaked out (suprise) and I get a gun pointed at my head. I dont know how I got out of there but I woke up the next morning in my own bed with some guy.
my aparment floor was covered in white powder. coke everywhere. my cat was fucked up for days.
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Freshman year college spring break. went to a party in chicago burbs. me and this guy i cant stand ended up drinking everyone under the table, taking alot of speed and thought everyone else sucked because they wanted to call it a night. so we decided to go bar hoping at 2am. We got to the 1st bar and the next thing I know its noon the next day and we are in the back of a van with another guy and girl and we are in Milwaukee.
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